Board Thread:Konoha General RP/@comment-26068742-20170520191229/@comment-26510601-20170522003837

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Amon and Atum, the realest of the real, did not really give one single darn tootin tarnation about that spooky y'ole haunted house that Zaiko just seemed to pull out of his ass. Fake and gay if you ask me personally. Hotaru, trying to find relevancy, completely crashed the party just as the coolest guy of shinobi came around with his gay fucking daughter. I mean, what's up with the gays anyway? A question to ask the lord-king himself at a later date.

Amon and Atum were of course people of exquisite tastes, such is that they didn't want to be beaten black and green by a drunken Kaato for dinner. It was time to skedaddle on over yonder. It is within our darkest times that the mind mends and becomes... flexible. As such, the god-sent boys didn't really have enough time to really consider that the person in front of them was in fact some gay legend as naive fear viciously stabbed their achey breaky hearts and made them its little bitch with whips, chains, and whatever gay shit you're into.

Th-th-th-that's all folks! At least this is what Amon and Atum would attempt as they simply tried to skedaddle on out of there.

I mean. Look at them go. So. So fast. Fuck. This was a mistake.

In reality though they were running away from both Keldran and Hotaru both in a completely opposite direction running aside the compound while having the option to turn into free-range human boiz that were 'igger an' 'arder should fate be so cruel to them. Chances were, if the others did the same at least some of them would survive the oncoming slaughter. If Hotaru went after the boys, they'd simply turn to see the she-bitch charging towards them before exchanging a tearful look between the other.

"Anata no tame ni motte iru korera no kanjō, Amon, karera wa kesshite hanareru koto wa arimasen. Muryō de tobu!"

"Ａ Ｔ Ｕ Ｍ Ｕ!!!"

Amon screamed out to his brother, but it was far too late. Atum turned around to face Hotaru or any other predator giving chase before diving out attempting to tackle them. Although, a tiny little 8 year old kid isn't going to do much. But damn once he got around one of your legs would that be a bother oh boy, you bet.

"Anata wa watashi no daisan no nōryoku, ＢＩＴＥＳ ＺＡ ＤＵＳＴＯ o kassei-ka shimashita! Shinu tame no junbi!"

If Atum's tackle made it, it would be an effective deterrent for Amon with tear-stained eyes to rush to the backyard where he could climb over the fence and clumsily reach back into the playroom before pulling his best "didn't see nuffin" impersonation. Atum's valiant sacrifice was duly noted, and Amon couldn't let it waste!