Board Thread:Konoha General RP/@comment-28929139-20170615231519/@comment-28929139-20170616035746

"Tell me if you do." She said before the show began.

Kideme hadn't been watching Tiatsu too much during Akane's little striptease, she herself had been a little too entranced by her moves. Occasionally she'd glance over to see if there was any indication of surprise on his face but he mostly looked the same. Though....she did notice that a fairly tall hump had magically landscaped in his lap beneath his britches. Did he need to pee? Had he been hiding something there and it was just sticking up because of how he sat? Or was he getting cold and hot from seeing Akane, because Kideme was feeling chills too. Oh well. Whatever it was, it was put from her mind the moment she saw tittage.

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She was at a loss for words when it was all over, but then Tiatsu said one for her and she sprang on top of him to clap her hand hard over his mouth and yanked him down. A few men did indeed look up and around, trying to find the source, even Akane peeked over her shoulder. Of course, unlike the men down here, she knew about the little spybox and she giggled knowingly before turning and heading off.

The quiet atmosphere of the Parlor soon returned to its normal level of chatter and Kideme sat up, giggling a bit. "I told you it tastes like death. But.....here goes...." Now it was her turn to grab the bottle and she took a generous mouthful of it. Her faced scrunched up with clear disdain and she swallowed with a throaty gulp. Coughing a little, Kideme got up and let the warm liquid hit her stomach before she faced Tiatsu.

"Okay ummmm....ughhhh...I guess I'll start...-belch!-." Fantastic start to being sexy, Sagara,

The way Akane moved was still fresh in Kideme's mind, and while she waited for the ambient music to set back in, she just kind of tried to sway her hips the same way. Except.....she had no hips, and even though her kimono was actually more slim-fitting, her obi was much larger and made her look a bit boxy trying to dance this way. But finally the music came! If you would call it that....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9cshIaiqg4

Kideme furrowed a brow with a hard frown when she heard an old man singing, but well the rest of the music sounded okay. So! With music to keep her going, Kideme tried again but this time backed up some feet from Tiatsu.

She walked toward him while trying a little to make her hips [or lack thereof] to swish, so it looked more like she was trying to stick her butt up. Kideme was staring right at him too, trying to smile at him and be sexy but she looked nothing short of goofy. It also probably didn't help the fact that since she drank some sake, her lipstick was a little smudged near her nose. Still, she committed to it and tried very hard [too fucking hard] to sway toward him. She stopped just short of him that their knees were barely an inch apart. Dragging her hands up her flat chest, Kideme dug her fingers into the collar of her kimono and yanked!

Not knowing her own strength in that moment, she actually tore apart the main seem at the back, and though she wasn't naked underneath, Tiatsu could see the little white camisole she wore underneath and some of her arms on either side. But she didn't stop there! Continuing on, she tried to shimmy but only just ended up shaking loose a bit of her hairdo. For what it's worth she still smiled though...?

And even though Kideme could actually run, fight and train in her five inch okobo platforms, when she turned around a little too hard because her hair came loose and accidentally smacked Tiatsu in the face with the end of her braid. "Ooops! Sorry!" She looked over shoulder at him while just straight up bending over and unceremoniously pulling her obi bow a little too loose. Just straight up rubbing her flat ass, Kideme turned back around, but this time a little too slow. Her obi fell off.

"Oh well....I didn't need it anyway..." She tried to play it off in her sexiest voice.....but her voice was just a weeeeeeeee bit too high pitched. Her kimono fell open to reveal chicken legs and her pink polka dotted bloomers.

Batting her eyelashes a little too hard and too quickly at Tiatsu, Kideme ran her hands down over her cutting board of a chest and midsection and tried to pose.....but no curves. She took another step closer and basically plopped down onto his lap! Kideme wasn't even heavy, but given the angle and the slickness of kimono silk, she actually slid right off his lap and landed right onto her butt on the floor!

"Oof! Hehehehehe...." She gave a kiddish giggle, though, in her mind, she sounded WAY more sexy. She tried to slink her shoulders and push her knees together to give off that coy innocent look, and it might have actually worked....but her hair was a mess.

She clawed at the arm of the chaise to get up and turned around, looking over her shoulder at him....looking creepy, and slowly pulled down the kimono. Even though technically she was already topless at this point, but whatever right?

Kideme turned around again crossed her arms over her chest and pressed her leg against his outer calf while she grabbed the bottle and took another swing. Some sake ran out from the corner of her mouth and when she put down the bottle, the entire rim was stained ready and messy. Turning and walking back, her kimono got caught under her shoes and was ripped entirely from her skinny frame. In just her bloomers and camisole, Kideme whirled around, arms out like a gymast, catching flies with her wide mouthed grin.

"TA-DA!"