Board Thread:Konoha Logs/@comment-24937485-20161221203824/@comment-27079171-20161226203642

Listen & Read

As the group finally formed around this madman that put them through these rigorous trials of might and dexterity, he began to talk a speech of his past but the whole time Reo would be formulating a conspiracy of his own during this time; still listening but just being Reo per usual. :He disappeared because he had to fight someone he didn't want to fight who obviously wasn't of this world and he had to kill them...?" He would say to himself as he rubbed his chin. "THAT HAD TO BE AN ALIEN AND HE LEFT TO GO BACK TO SPACE TO HIDE AWAY FROM THE INTERGALACTIC POLICE AND OBVIOUSLY THEY JUST GAVE UP BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T FIND HIM AND NOW HE IS MY JONIN! AHHHHH." he would say as his eyes rolled to the back of his head and he fainted for a second before hitting his head on the ground waking himself again.

He would catch the end of his speech talking about their motto being "hero's never die" as if his name was Mercy and he was a shitty healer from OverWatch or something. It was then he would ask them to speak of their convictions then recite the motto. Seein as he stated his already he would jump on the well and begin the motto before slipping and pulling some Hong Kong Fooey backflip of majesticness and sticking the landing directly on his head in the well as he recited the motto once more as it echo'd down the well.

Reo would take first dibs as he stood up still a little on guard of his alien sensei and began his spill. "MY NAMEEEEEEE IS REEOOOOOOO!" he would start off with to insert his ultimate awesome machismo followed by his convictions. "My conviction is that I secretly grabbed Kyo's butt when I hid behind her... I hope we can move forward from this and be great friends!" he would say as he looked at her blushing and threw her a thumbs up before jumping directly in the air freezing in magnifiance as a colorful aura filled around him and he threw a peace sign and his trademark wink as he belted out the motto "HERO'S NEVER DIEEEEEEEEEE!"

As he scene came unfreezed he would find himself hitting the ground crotch first into an unwanted split as his face showed the mercy the ground did not to his family jewels.