Board Thread:Kōgakure Missions/@comment-26510601-20170429214746/@comment-26510601-20170504230910

Like an ace in a hole, Hanzo's kunai sought flight and made quick of the bandits; leaving only just one behind as his friends all collapsed before him. While Hanzo made his approach, the last bandit would begin to start cursing at everything around him, including the shinobi.

"Jesusseethisiswhynoneofuscanresteasyatnight.IhaveawifeandkidsandI'mjustanotherpartofthedynasticcycleofcausalityasyetmylifeisclaimedatlasteventhoughwemadesuretosaveeveryonebeforeus.Jesusyou'reahugeassholeyouknowthat?You'reafuckingdickheadandyoudeservenothinglessshortof--"

The bandit froze up, brought into a lull as he looked into Hanzo's eyes and saw the dreaded sharingan before being overtaken by its genjutsu. Most other shinobi would have a way to counteract against this, but this was just 1 shitty bandit. However, Hanzo didn't exactly put a lot of effort into this moment and the man began to divulge into a long and dull conversation regarding his day-to-day life.

"You know, a lot of people say Mondays are bad. I've got to agree with them. Like, it's always when bad shit happens; like this! I don't know, you just go in for work say hey to the boss and just go about beating up on people to a completely unnecessary degree. I mean, at least we make sure they get back to their villages right? No one has ever died under our care yet, we just need to let them know. I mean fuck they have it easy, they can make money doing whatever. People like us we're just kind of fucked. You know what I mean? And I feel that's a critical part of life that can often times be a little too much. Pa always said keep moving on though that was before he died in our family's long lineage and history of being useless bandits. Cursed by our name. I rue the day when on 8th of April in bla-bla-bla that bla-bla-bla on Cape Bla bla'd his bla..."

He won't. Stop. At this point, it was probably like being reversed tortured as tired shit like this would easily put any normal man under. Hanzo could act though, he could be the same man to brutally murder another guy in a bad situation or you know not be an asshole let him live. Of course that'd have to be on his part, he already brutally murdered like what... 5 people anyway? What's the difference between 5 and 6, kill streaks am I right?

Just do us all a favor and shut the damn person up.

While this was all happening, Goro was standing right back up with his bat in hand. Probably screaming some oblique and unpleasant insults at God himself before charging ahead. If Hanzo didn't stop him he'd just keep sprinting straight towards the building, but he was a little occupied with this boring piece of shit bandit here. At least Hanzo could finally move on with his life and get to the meat and grit of the mission itself.