Board Thread:Konoha Missions/@comment-27375402-20160316190932/@comment-27375402-20160322121129

The restrained shinobi’s features seemed to shift from excited determination to somewhat of absolute boredom, seeming displeased that the best they could initiate with were a number of blows sent toward the shinobi’s visage which to him seemed unimpressive. Though his attention seemed to favour the Uchiha, it seemed that something about him had caught his attention, arching a brow with a slight smirk, the shinobi turns back to face the female as she seemed lost in thought, dwelling upon something that seemed to bother her so.



“Black hair, black eyes, I bet this here Uchiha guy, girl, whatever they are, gets more guys than you do. You seem like the kind of girl who finds more fun beating a guy like me up than to date them.” As his taunt came to an end he turned his attention back to the Uchiha who seemed to stare back at him, his eyes then shifting back to the female upon her confirmation that she’d never betray her village which he found all too obvious.

“I know lass, we mask folk were at times like you shinobi. Ox loved his village too.” For a moment the shinobi seemed to offer a genuine smile and a tender expression, it seemed that he cared for his companions before looking back up at the duo, tilting his head to the side as he returned to his blatant foolery. His head cocking back toward the Uchiha who had made quite the ridiculous remark and he seemed to smile towards him

“Well with you 2 as company, any person would be driven to insanity. Tell you what leaf-chan, how about you sit on my lap and I tell you about the time I gouged out the eyes of an Uchiha” His fingers toying with the shackles about his wrist whilst yawning softly clicking his tongue before the female had returned with a machine of sorts before explaining her intentions.

“Uh, girly, I was a shinobi too before I met my new pals, I’m not stupid enough to think your mumbo jumbo theory” the male said before licking at his lips excitedly once more “But we can always try, I like the zip zap game, sends chills down my spine. That and the agonising burns, woo! It’s a hoot. I’ll tell you what, how about we put the womanly man thing in the chair and give him a turn” the shinobi said cackling quite loudly, panting somewhat after the intense laughter he had just exhumed and bows his head in response to those present within the room.

The Uchiha Jounin appeared to move closer to him, apparently an attempt to intimidate him whilst the attempt would only inspire laughter from the man, he then leans back into his chair, head pressed into the head of his seat.

“You seem to like close spaces leaf-chan, did you want a kiss? Is that why you keep leaning in? Sorry honey, not even if you were the last… thing in the room” the shinobi stared idly to the window, catching a glimpse of the outside world. His ears jerk upon the sound of the female’s questions before turning his head back towards her smiling.

“Torture’s not necessary, let’s see. There’s Ox, good ol’ buddy’s got a soft heart. I heard he met a leaf man and gave him what he wanted, said he respected him. Ox don’t like fighting much but I guess you know that since he gave your shinobi back to you. Let’s see her, we got boss, he’s cool, I like him, we play games together sometimes, once we had one of your leaf ninja and played the how many toes game with them.” The male said before smirking, bobbing his head slowly before wriggling his nose slightly as if it itched.

“I think you’d be proud to know he got 7 points before losing. There was the lass who fought your leaf man Ox liked, she said she was umm, big word, big word, impressed? With Mr. Blonde leaf, then there’s white hair-chan, nothing’s more important to white hair-chan than their hair. Oh, and metal man guy thing, he came with me before he ran” the man then nodded, though offering only information they had already come by aside from an identifying factor of one of their members who had long, white hair.

“Oh and we like masks” the shinobi finished before laughing again.

