Board Thread:World-wide RP/@comment-26510601-20170409052504/@comment-26510601-20170410180844

Ieyasu just kind of sat there and nodded when Gyugii said they only met twice before. There was still a lot to learn, or rather remember, but for the time Ieyasu felt satisfied. Just from what little he was told, Ieyasu couldn't help but feel that his last life was a bit miserable and that this new one already seemed to be going good.

Once they arrived at the barbaric village, Ieyasu was more curious than he was intimidated by their display of raw power. Not to mention he felt like things would be fine with Gyugii and Gouda on his side. It was strange to see all the women that were around and how they seemed to clamor around the trio before them. It began to work the juices though while Gyugii and Gouda began to go ahead with their own ladies.

Then that was when Sonia began to walk to him, already undressing. Shit was about to get crazy real quick.

[Currently, there are no accurate retellings of what exactly happened between Sonia and Ieyasu. Thus, using what we can verify as truth I have made a %100 accurate recounting of this legendary romance.]

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"Howdy," said the mighty Ieyasu as he tipped his cowboy hat. He took another puff from his cigar before extinguishing it in the near ash tray, "I reckon we should take this somewhere private, lil' miss."

It is unclear if Sonia said anything or not, there's no knowing if these god damn apes can speak the language. In the end however, it was either Ieyasu's way or no way.

"Shucks," shouted Ieyasu as he looked to his friend Gyugii already getting it on, "have a gud'n partner."

From there Ieyasu and Sonia would go on elsewhere to a respectable private area where he could fuck her brains out to slow music. I'd like to think it was either to something like Al Green or Redbone, but not everything can go like we degenerates want. After the most passionate moments of his new life thus far, he'd probably finish and then immediately go to bed like every man in existence. What a romantic ending.

[Recounting ends here.]

While it's unclear if this is true or not, at the least we know a few things happened within a certain order.


 * Ieyasu made some small talk between Sonia before they went off elsewhere, probably thanking Gyugii for the free whore-warrior.


 * Then they made funny whoopy haha before probably passing out for the night and probably going to have a lazy morning with some OJ and whatever the fuck was also around in this savage village.